... from McDonalds' new fucktaculously stupid marketing campaign for Chicken Selects.
"Sauces to believe in."
"Now I'm a believer."
"Here a chickenthusiast made a discovery."
"My customers have reason to believe." <--- that last one's from a crewroom poster. We've been promoting these damn things all week.
Sunday, February 20, 2005
Examples...
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Hanoko finally wrote it down at
6:02 PM-x-
Thursday, February 17, 2005
Miscellany.
From Tequila Mockingbird:
you better step off, bitch, 'cause germany will cut you
Late last week, United States President George W. Bush stated that “the game is over” for Iraqi president Saddam Hussein.
In a response on Friday, France’s prime minister Jean-Pierre Raffarin said, “It’s not a game, it’s not over.”
When asked for comment, the remaining members of the UN security council offered a collective “oooo, girl.”
However, Great Britain, which has been the United States’ sole ally in its push for a war against Iraq, voiced dissent from the other members of the security council with its comment of “Oh no you di’int.”
A while back at Denny's, I mentioned to Frank that his status as an activist and a gay guy made him a terrorist in the president's eyes. His response:
"I'm gonna put on a rainbow turban and declare the revolution!"
From the movie The Aviator:
Guy: Are you sure you can release a movie that's basically about tits?
Howard Hughes: Well, sure. Who doesn't like tits?
Hanoko finally wrote it down at
10:17 AMyou better step off, bitch, 'cause germany will cut you
Late last week, United States President George W. Bush stated that “the game is over” for Iraqi president Saddam Hussein.
In a response on Friday, France’s prime minister Jean-Pierre Raffarin said, “It’s not a game, it’s not over.”
When asked for comment, the remaining members of the UN security council offered a collective “oooo, girl.”
However, Great Britain, which has been the United States’ sole ally in its push for a war against Iraq, voiced dissent from the other members of the security council with its comment of “Oh no you di’int.”
A while back at Denny's, I mentioned to Frank that his status as an activist and a gay guy made him a terrorist in the president's eyes. His response:
"I'm gonna put on a rainbow turban and declare the revolution!"
From the movie The Aviator:
Guy: Are you sure you can release a movie that's basically about tits?
Howard Hughes: Well, sure. Who doesn't like tits?
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Sunday, February 06, 2005
Last night at Denny's...
Steve: "I dunno, man... I went to the clinic yesterday; they said I had cooties."
Hanoko finally wrote it down at
3:18 PM-x-
