Quote Book

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Unbelievable fucking stupidity.

There's a girl showing her photoshop portrait of Marilyn Monroe to the class... only she spelled her name Merylin Monro. Even though the picture includes a cake with her name properly spelled on it.

AAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH

Hanoko finally wrote it down at 9:19 AM

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Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Into the "you got certified HOW?" file...

posted at 9:54 AM

My image manip teacher just said "we live in a 'litiginous' society."

AAAARRRGGGGHHHH.

Hanoko finally wrote it down at 9:54 AM

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Thursday, May 05, 2005

THIS JUST IN!

posted at 1:36 PM

"You all do know that wool comes from sheep, right?"

-My 3D design teacher, forever the champion of treating us like third-graders.

Hanoko finally wrote it down at 1:36 PM

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Thursday, March 10, 2005

TV & movie time

posted at 11:19 AM

"Hello sick people, and their loved ones. To save a lot of pointless chitchat later on, I am Dr. Gregory House, you can all call me Greg... Sometimes when I'm really stressed, you'll see me take this out of my pocket. This is Vicodin. This is mine. And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. Or maybe not. Who knows? Maybe I'm too stoned to tell."
-House

"You're not human. You're less than human. You're an accountant. If you're not careful... we will break... all your pencils..... in half."
-M. Butterfly

Hanoko finally wrote it down at 11:19 AM

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Sunday, February 20, 2005

Examples...

posted at 6:02 PM

... from McDonalds' new fucktaculously stupid marketing campaign for Chicken Selects.

"Sauces to believe in."

"Now I'm a believer."

"Here a chickenthusiast made a discovery."

"My customers have reason to believe." <--- that last one's from a crewroom poster. We've been promoting these damn things all week.

Hanoko finally wrote it down at 6:02 PM

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Thursday, February 17, 2005

Miscellany.

posted at 10:17 AM

From Tequila Mockingbird:

you better step off, bitch, 'cause germany will cut you
Late last week, United States President George W. Bush stated that “the game is over” for Iraqi president Saddam Hussein.
In a response on Friday, France’s prime minister Jean-Pierre Raffarin said, “It’s not a game, it’s not over.”
When asked for comment, the remaining members of the UN security council offered a collective “oooo, girl.”
However, Great Britain, which has been the United States’ sole ally in its push for a war against Iraq, voiced dissent from the other members of the security council with its comment of “Oh no you di’int.”

A while back at Denny's, I mentioned to Frank that his status as an activist and a gay guy made him a terrorist in the president's eyes. His response:

"I'm gonna put on a rainbow turban and declare the revolution!"

From the movie The Aviator:

Guy: Are you sure you can release a movie that's basically about tits?
Howard Hughes: Well, sure. Who doesn't like tits?

Hanoko finally wrote it down at 10:17 AM

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